No one does busty latina like Salma Hayek…. and I mean it. No one. You have to respect a woman who can get you to cream in your pants just by promiscuously showing off cleavage without actually whipping them out. She knows what she’s fucking doing. Hall of Fame rack. Those are the kind of tits that destroyed Troy. The kind of tits that made kings cut off their wives heads to avoid divorce. The kind of tits that remind us that we are all just savage animals in this world meant to devour each other.
Tale of Tape
Major Highlights: Mexican, “Glamour” Magazine Woman of the Year 2001, totally into white dudes…. like me, Latinas don’t start looking old until their at least 60