Bill Gates Reclaims “World’s Richest Person” Title

$76 Billion dollars.  When I hear that Bill Gates has $76 billion dollars it should remind us that we are all a bunch of nobodies.  We’re god damn potato bugs when it comes to our place in this universe.

When you have $76 billion dollars the biggest positive is that it’s the only thing you have to say to people… for the rest of your life.

Mr. Gates, how do you feel about AIDs research in Africa?

I have 76 billion dollars.

Mr. Gates is it true your penis size is 2 inches hard?

I have 76 billion dollars.

Mr . Gates is it true your are purchasing the rights to the word “nigga” so that only you can use it?

Nigga, I have 76 billion dollars.

There is only one negative to having $76 billion dollars that I can think of and it’s that it isn’t $77 billion dollars.

And for all you rappers out there talking about how much money you have… take some fucking notes.

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