Monthly Archives: February 2014

Cougar Of The Week: Diane Lane… On The Prowl

Diane always did it for me.  If anyone claims they haven’t grabbed some Kleenex and watched Unfaithful one lonely Sunday afternoon on USA, then they are lying to themselves.  No one likes liars. Tale of Tape Age: 49 Major Highlights: Twice divorced, … Continue reading

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FSU 71 – Pitt 66: Three Straight Losses

Let’s see the Steelers season ended on December 29th, 2013… meaning it’s been 57 days since my last #SportsDepressionCig.  Then came mighty Jameis Winston and the Florida State Seminoles to town yesterday.  Oh wait… it wasn’t Famous Jameis?  NO, it was their yang … Continue reading

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NFL Raising Salary Cap 5% to $130 Million

ESPN – The NFL is projected to raise its salary cap to about $130 million, up about 5 percent from $123 million last year, league sources said Thursday. The $130 million figure is even higher than teams are expecting or … Continue reading

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Mortensen Coming In Hot With The 70’s Porn Stache

Needed to have a buffer in those days when you went down on the ladies.  It’s a fact, all women before 1990 had enormous bushes.  You needed your own bush between your nose and mouth in order to attract the pube … Continue reading

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